Day 512

I like the prison Doctor, she's very pretty. A guard said I was hallucinating because of the gas, but the effect would wear off. They also said I might want to get back to my cell before I realise what the Doctor really looks like.

Day 511

I shouted through the hole today and there was a lot of scrambling before it went silent. The guards charged into my cell and before I knew it, I was taken to the Prison Doctor

Day 510

The brick fell on the floor and the smell of gas pushed through into my cell. A voice said " 'ere Bob, has that mains ruptured?" and I heard a low grunt that seemed cavernous. I looked through the hole and could see movement, but nobody screamed at me today.

Day 509

I felt a little unwell this morning. A bit nauseous and dizzy. I thought I heard voices in the neighbouring cell, but quite frankly I felt too sick to check.

Day 508

There was a lot of noise next door today. The guards were in and out quite frequently. According to the guard that bought my lunch, they think they can smell gas and have sealed it off. I looked at my baked beans and decided not to eat them.

Day 507

Bath Day!!! Yippee. I've had my hair shaved and a proper shave (by the barber) I smell really sweet now. They even put some aftershave on called "Parfum bon marché" - Sounds expensive!

Day 506

A guard came in today with some kind of detector. I asked him what it was and he said it detected certain chemicals. It went crazy when he walked in with it and so he ordered a bath for me.